The tedious process of crafting jury
instructions winds down, Mesereau and
Zonen away — working on their closings
I L L U S T R A T I O N B Y O L L E J O H A N S S O N
Back when Martin Bashir asked Michael Jackson whether it was appropriate for a 46-year-old man to be sleeping with children he wasn’t related to, the pop star asked in response, “Who’s the criminal? Who’s Jack the Ripper in the room?”
That’s the question jurors may begin asking one another beginning Friday — those long-suffering 8 women and 4 men who range from an 79-year-old widow to a 21-year-old cashier.
We now have a timeline.
- Wednesday. Jurors will be called in at noon. Jackson will be there, too. The judge will read the jury’s instructions and everyone will go home.
- Thursday. Closing arguments begin. The prosecution goes first, led by Senion Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen, followed by defense attorney Tom Mesereau. Prosecutors will have the final word since theirs is the burden of proof.
- Friday. The judge will charge the jury and send them off to begin deliberations. How soon will they return a verdict? Only they will be able to answer that question.
Closing argument in this case is critical. This is a case that could be won or lost in closing argument. “This case so closely balanced” says Inside Edition legal analyst Jim Moret. “Each side had missteps. Each side had witnesses that flipped for the other side. It’s been a rollercoaster. Closing arguments are not evidence, but they will give jurors an opportunity to look at the last 3½ months and filter it.”
Judge allows new lesser offenses
that do not mandate jail time
They are four counts of administering an intoxicating agent to assist in the commission of a felony. (Jesus juice — and the vodka and rum Jackson is said to have given his accuser.) Each of these counts is tied specifically to molestation. The judge today said he is going to allow a lesser count of furnishing alcohol to a minor, a misdemeanor.
“The judge is basically giving the jury an out,” says Moret. “Jurors may find that Michael Jackson gave alcohol, but didn’t molest. This gives them an opportunity to find that Jackson did something wrong. It gives the jury an out, so that if they’re hung up on an issue they can go with a lesser offense that’s not a felony.
“If the prosecution didn’t prove a felony, but feel they want to give the prosecution something, jurors can go with a lesser count” says Moret.
Crafting jury instructions has been a tedious task in which lawyers have been arguing over such seemingly insignificant stuff — like whether to remove [brackets] from certain clauses.
But today, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned the conviction of former accounting giant Arthur Andersen for destroying documents related to the Enron Corporation solely on the basis of poorly-written jury instructions. So there.
Tom Sneddon is being his usual gruff self, still unaware that his off-stage whispers can be heard by everyone. “You should have throught that out before you opened your mouth!” he snapped at Jerry Franklin, his chief jury-instructions architect this morning. Sneddon has to be the ultimate Boss from Hell.
By afternoon, the pressure had gotten to defense attorney Robert Sanger who said he was thankful that the proceedings were not televised because that would deter an entire generation from becoming lawyers.
Raymone Baine: No truth to published
reports Jackson "scared silly" of prison
Vanity Fair is reporting that Michael Jackson has been asking friends what life is like in jail — he believes he will be convicted of child molestation and appears to be “scared silly” over the prospect of prison. From the New York Post:
“He believes the judge, the DA and the Sony guys are [in] a conspiracy to take over his money,” said Gordon Novel, a private eye who claims Jacko hired him to give advice amid his sensational child-molestation trial.
In the heat of the trial, Jacko “acted like he was scared silly,” Novel says in an explosive interview with Vanity Fair set to hit city newsstands next week.
“He kept asking me what prison was like. Can he watch TV and movies there? He wanted me to stop the show.”
“I want this trial stopped,” a pouty Jacko demanded, spouting cries of conspiracy as the pair tooled around the star’s Neverland ranch March 17 in a beat-up pickup truck, with Jackson at the wheel, according to Novel.
We talked with Jackson spokesperson Raymone Baine a few minutes ago and she categorically denied the reports.
Where is everybody?
More media, fewer lawyers
Senior Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen
and Jackson chief defense attorney Tom Mesreau are missing from the
courtroom, along with Jackson who was not required to be here today.
Zonen and Mesreau are likely off working on their closing arguments.
Jackson? Anyone’s guess what he’s up to today.
More and more media trucks and reporters continue to trickle into town as a verdict nears — the “star” reporters who couldn’t hack being here nonstop from Day One. Jackson fans plan a “Vigil for Victory” here tomorrow, and Wednesday evening they will welcome Jackson back to Neverland by lining up along Figueroa Mountain Road holding a chain of hearts sent in by fans around the world. Awwww.
Welcome to postmodern justice
My favorite take on the trial today comes from Manchester University’s professor Terry Eagleton, who writes today in the Gulf Times...
“Courtrooms, like novels, blur the distinction between fact and fiction. They are self-enclosed spheres in which what matters is not so much what actually took place in the real world, but how it gets presented to the jury. The jury judge not on the facts, but between rival versions of them. Since postmodernists believe that there are no facts in any case, just interpretations, law courts neatly exemplify their view of the world.
“Another thing which blurs the distinction between fact and fiction is Michael Jackson himself. There is a double unreality about staging the fiction of a criminal trial around a figure who has been assembled by cosmetic surgeons. Jackson’s freakish body represents the struggle of fantasy against reality, the pyrrhic victory of culture over biology.”
Fresh crop of Jesus juice ripening
on vines in the Santa Maria Valley
Meantime, a few miles from the media frenzy of Michael Jackson’s trial, life goes on. Tiny grapes are beginning to form on zillions of vines growing on thousands of acres of in the Santa Maria and Santa Ynez valleys.
Some 90 wineries are here in the picturesque country celebrated in the Oscar-nominated movie “Sideways.” Here are a couple of pix I snapped yesterday, prowling around the countryside where the top three varieties are Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Cabernet Sauvignon.
Oops. I’m sounding like a flack for the Santa Maria Chamber of Commerce. Sorry, but the wines produced here are that good.


















































